OK, so I've read enough of these that I decided I'd try and do one myself....

To get rid of the AOHeller type a/s/l type shit...

My name is Rob Bennett
At the time of this writing I'm 28
I'm happily married to my lovely wife Kerri.
I have 2 psycho dogs... a cat... 2 fish tanks... and I think some damn rabbits under the shed in my backyard.
I live in Cincinnati and hate almost every moment of it
I work as a level 1 helpdesk tech and am extremely underpaid for what I do.

Satisfied? tough shit, it's all you're getting for now.